A very realistic name for bottlejob club Tottenham Hotspur because they bottle everything and are an absolute shithole.
Friend 1: Can’t believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled top four
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
Get the Bottleham Shitspur mug.You mean the price of living has gone up, but the paycheck stays the same? Wow, I'm in a state of "holy shittedness!"
by A.G.P. September 24, 2023
Get the holy shittedness mug.Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.
Steph - where did joey go?
Steph - where did joey go?
by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023
Get the Shopping-Shits mug.An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
Get the Needle Shits Old Fart mug.Bottleham Shitspurs(Bottleham, Slopenham, Shitspurs, Etc.) is to bottle a leauge at the end of the season.
by Wet_Cement October 8, 2023
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by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023
Get the i shitted my pants mug.A toilet, washroom or other confined room where the goddamn Wi-Fi and phone service doesn't work so you're stuck on the potty with your own thoughts. Because of course it fucking doesn't work.
by DeepFriedBacon October 11, 2023
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