Chinese Hangover Anal Vagina

A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)

"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"

"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"

"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"

by TrueKnowledge_11 October 25, 2022

Victor’s Vagina

A part of the body like the Achilles’ Heel; where if a tiny injury occurs results in permanent loss of function to do any physical activities. Side effects result in addiction to Zelda and carrying 3 or more cameras at all time.

Person A: Ow, I just fell from that 1 foot drop. I think I hurt my ankle.

Person B: Looks like you fractured your Victor’s Vagina. You will be unable to do any more physical activity for your entire life.

by Clark527 August 18, 2018

Restless Vagina Syndrome

Female equivalent of Bue Balls

You left me with Restless Vagina Syndrome

by NerdyGirl420 July 28, 2023

vagina

A place where you slide your eggplant into... a warm and cosy place

Person 1: Where do you put your eggplant?

Person 2: In a warm and cosy place, called the vagina

by anonymous October 12, 2020

Palm-a-vagina

Australian slang for parmagiana (which often rhymes with vagina when pronounced in Australia).

"Eh mate, you going out for some palm-a-vagina?"
"Too right - want some?"
"Thanks dude - me stomach is eatin' itself!"

by Cool4Katz May 5, 2021

Vagina

Some thing that u will never see or put your penis in

Your a lifeless piece of hsit looking up vagina you dirty cunt

by Gibnny loves books January 3, 2021

Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025