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Shatner Pants 

An acknowledgement of whoever or whatever shat in her pants.
INXS: "Shatner Pants, Shatner Pants! Every Single One Of Us Shatner Pants!"

shashy pants 

An ashy, that is inherently sassy.
Ashy, your being such a shashy pants.”
shashy pants by Chensley July 5, 2023

Fancy Pants Manifesto

How Individuality scares those who conform to social norms

Coined in Lemon Demon's song of the same name
"That Person is so Different that it annoys me"
"ugh talk about the Fancy Pants Manifesto"

Big Pants 

A man whose balls are so small, that is impossible to fill his own underwear. Will most likely be married 20 years plus and the wife tells him what to do all the time he has no attitude to reply or the will to. Big pants may find satisfaction in things by hiding them and if someone finds out, they will put an ugly face but say no words. Big pants are however, intelligent and intuitive. The are aware of their lack of character and the struggles of real life for them outside their comfortable living arrangements.
Uncle Jonathan, aka BIG PANTS, has been playing with his model trains again, while his wife went out with her friends. He will cook something when she gets back and pretend was watching tv all time and compliment his wife.

my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up
i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!