apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

by peepeepoopeoopppo October 19, 2019

Apple

apple is a baddie who posts edits of animals on Camtasia 8, so she is a badass

Apple is so uglyyyyyyy
why there apple

by applezarecoolio January 17, 2018

apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

apple sauce

god

"apple sauce striked on the stupid people of earth because they were eating apples"

by appleasuce October 29, 2021

apple

A magical fucking red fruit that when you eat it your dick will grow 3 inches longer

i ate n apple and when i when to bed i saw my dick grow.

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Apple

A company that sells overpriced ass electronics, and the phones are the same every year.

Andrew: Hey i got apple air-pods for $160\

Deandre: Nigga tf i can buy earpods and cut the wires off and niggakazam theres airpods

by Stop reading this gaybo October 13, 2019

Apple Seed Ass

When someone literally has NO ass to them at all, ITS FLAT.

I thought Justin looked good, then I saw he has an apple seed ass.

by loveyounot October 4, 2016