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Chromo Whale

This was are first prototype for the make a wish foundation. It was an autistic sperm sold to all parents. Only one wanted a autistic fat ass but then they wanted to get an abortion but couldn’t because they were too poor. They tried to get an after birth diy abortion but there credit card was maxed out on gay roblox porn characters. They tried killing him by shooting him but missed and hit him in the leg. At his 8th grade dinner dance he smelled like a dead pig ejaculated all over itself. Later in his life he died from shooting himself in the dick to do a diy transgender surgery but bleed out and died
Why didn’t we have an abortion for The Chromo Whale.
by Rapelittlegirlswiththehead April 12, 2019
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beluga whale feet

When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.
Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.
by DanSatch June 22, 2019
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Big whale

The ich to sratch the penis
I had a big whale playing soccer
by Eugine nigri June 30, 2019
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Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019
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White Whale

When you pack someone's asshole with cocaine, with the anticipation they will pass gas. When they fart, creating that beautiful blowhole effect, you snort that freshly scented cocaine fart up.
Let me snort that coke outta your ass, white whale style.
by FarkDaNarc October 1, 2019
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Sperm whale

A whale that’s blow whole has been recently fucked.
Bro Brody just made a new sperm whale!
by The_White_Indian December 11, 2019
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Blind Whale

When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal
Me: I’m bout to blind that fat chick with my jizz

Him: oh blind whale
by Yung_virgin October 23, 2019
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