Definitions by DanSatch

beluga whale feet 

When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.

Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.

beluga whale feet by DanSatch June 22, 2019

wig blast

When you are driving in a convertible car, the wind catches your wing and blasts it off.

Dude, put the roof down, i've just had a wig blast

wig blast by DanSatch March 20, 2017