A non-Jewish Middle Eastern-American who bends over backwards to prove how American he is. Derived from "Uncle Tom."
Mo's indie rock friend #1: Did you see Mo get all weird when we introduced him to that hot Syrian chick?
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.
Exeunt
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.
Exeunt
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Jaimee and Sam are the best power couple that you could ever meet when your in the room with them you can even feel the love. At first Sam won’t be all that nice to Jaimee but after a while he begins to like her ALOT!
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Sam-“hey man, ur nan. Boom.”
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Sam-“NOOO”
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Sam-“NOOO”
The intellectual-“Thank god for its national abuse sam day, another good day”
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