Salthammer

The name given to sexy funny naughty Swedish girls.

Hey here comes Salthammer clear the table the partys about to start.

by MERT July 4, 2012

salted zanky

when one puts a spicy substance on their penis.

jayson salted zanky ed while eating mexican food.

by billferd January 1, 2014

salton

An ugly girl

Yo you see that salton over there?

Yeah that girl is one gross chick

by Cv12344 January 2, 2014

saltfucker

Someone who licks a salt dildo while being fisted a glove filled with saline solution.

That saltfucker took it all over his mouth as mom called for more.

by Deathbypigfuckers February 23, 2014

salty toothbrush

The act of dipping your finger in semen and proceeding to brush your partners teeth with said finger.

She wouldn't shut her mouth.. So I gave her the salty toothbrush.

by fluffy finger puppet March 4, 2014

Salty

Feeling really stupid

She was real salty when she got the answer wrong in class, especially since she swore she knew the answer.

by Advocateurknowledge November 17, 2013

Salty Drop

When a Fantasy Football Manager gets mad that he misses the playoffs and drops all his star players!

I'm about to salty drop my whole squad!

by Belvedere Ballington December 5, 2013