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Porn Star Protector

A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.
by BaconMastert September 24, 2016
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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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Furious snake pirate

A throbbing penis that leans slightly to one side
I was with this guy last night and he had this furious snake pirate. It was horrendous
by themanwiththefurioussnake October 3, 2017
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a salty pirate

Someone that shafts you on a deal
Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.
by Ethan rumball May 3, 2018
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hitting a pirate's butt

becoming tired or fatigued, reaching the point of exhaustion. Derived from the more common "hitting a wall" expression.
I was out walking in the city all day and now I'm really hitting a pirate's butt!
by OberonTheGoat January 20, 2018
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anal sheep pirate

S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.
Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”
by Analdickrape February 20, 2018
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