New Years Day Syndrome

A condition where somebody has hopes for the future just like every year knowing he or she will get disappointed yet again. Symptoms usually include hopes for the future, denial of events from the pass year and the increase of alcohol in take

Louis: She's gonna ask me out this year man
Kurt: You said this back in 2018 where is she know

Louis:...
Kurt: You have New Years Day Syndrome bro she dont like you.

New Years Day Syndrome by C302929 January 18, 2022

new polynomers city 

Shitty ass discord server. Cock is the best mod

"ever been to new polynomers city"
"no"
"good"

new polynomers city by 123jumpstreet November 26, 2022

New memory unlocked 

Having a ex having memories of and ex

New memory unlocked today gang

New memory unlocked by monkeypoodoo11 February 8, 2023

New York

The worst city in the United States. New Yorkers claim that outsiders "don't understand", but "not understanding" is an understatement. New York is a place where people walk when they shouldn't walk, shouldn't walk when they should, and pay more than a million dollars to live in neighborhoods like "The Village", that just a decade ago was considered "ghetto". The city of New York is, at best, a nice place to visit for a day or two, but no one would ever, EVER want to live there.

...except people from New Jersey, who would give their right testicular to be considered New Yorkers.

New York would be a great vacation spot, if it wasn't so noisy!

New York by whole.fn.show August 1, 2008

New Gretna 

A town in South Jersey in which hardly anybody has any teeth, and related to everyone. One typically marries their cousin. Four wheel drive lifted trucks are needed here are considered basis for popularity and rank... The bigger your truck, the more important you are.

Are you from New Gretna.... You have no teeth?

Y'all got a big truck... you must be important or something.

Hey Dad.. I mean Uncle John, Cousin John....

New Gretna by Bmason378 January 18, 2009

New normal 

A form of gaslight to invaludate your need to reverse an abnormal situation. It's to prevent you to fight to get your freedom back.

The covid 19 restrictions on your breathing, freedom to go out, see your loved ones, work, choose medical interventions freely... Are not temporary to flatter the curve. This is the new normal. Give up your human rights, body autonomy, and children. Accept segregation with the vaccine passport (it's not racist this time, but for profits, so it's ok.)

The government are dictators now, it's for your own good because you're too stupid to do self care and must be blamed for everything, welcome to the new world order.

Obey or die.

Covid is of the common cold family virus, with 99% chances of survival. But feel terror and obey us. Don't take cold medicine or grandma's bone broth soup, take the vaccine and if it doesn't work let yourself die so we can scare people into obedience with manipulated statistics and alarmust predictions, and asymptomatic cases.

This abnormal painful torture isn't going back to the abusive dark ages, this is the new normal. Accept it without fighting back for freedom.

New normal by TreeOfWolf December 24, 2021

New Caanan 

holy crap....ok.... New Caanan is a place where black people fear to tread and the middle school kids get arrested every friday afternoon. the police are nazis and outsiders fear those that dwell inside. it is a scary place that only those that call it home could possibly live inside of it. it's a massive town and i dont think there could be a map of the place cause every time i look around it seems to be engulfing wilton and norwalk.

HEY! You look semi-suspicious...i think a full body cavity search is in order....welcome to new caanan, BITCH

New Caanan by Rowayton_r_us November 8, 2005