Ante Pante

Ante Pante is a dangerous breed of homo sapien who will throw themselves on the ground and flop around like a fish.

RUN ITS A ANTE PANTE

by AgnesoBanana November 19, 2018

Ante Pante

Ante Pante is someone who likes to take long walks. This person will also like to flop around on the ground like a fish.
BE WARE!

OH NO a Ante Pante is nearby!

by AgnesoBanana November 19, 2018

pants fire

Bumping uglies with your britches on for an extended period of time. Dry humping.

I’ve got blue balls because all we did was set a pants fire on her couch.

by LtDangle069 November 11, 2020

STINKY wiggle poopy pants

Smells very stinky every day, but it's cute

You're so STINKY wiggle poopy pants man look at yourself in the mirror LOOK AT YOUUU

by October 15, 2020

phlannel pj pants

When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?

Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.

by redbird nation September 28, 2015

clean pants

Pants that might not actually be clean but look like it

I can’t find pants but these look clean so I’m gonna wear these “clean pants”

by Whatalldoyouwantfromme March 02, 2020

Andy your pants

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.

Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!

by Doodoofart January 06, 2020