i bone sheep 

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

i bone sheep by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

I'm Helping 

The utterance of a mentally retarded employee in a fast food commerical from the 80s. Used ironically to signify the utter unhelpfullness of the help being offerend. Repopularized in the Bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021.

After spraying wasp poison in your friend's eye in an attempt to drive away a bee: I'm helping!

I'm Helping by Bizzaro Poot August 26, 2006

I did not come here to make friends!

A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.

On a competitive reality television show

Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!

I did not come here to make friends! by Dr. M0 October 12, 2009

I Noc I

1. A runescape player.
2. (Noc) Polish word meaning night.
3. (Noc) No one cares.
4. An undercover agent who is given no official cover.
5. Noc stands for "Network Operations Center"(or Noc, pronounced "knock").
6. Noc (Nocturnal)

1. -Player: Are you polish?

-I Noc I: No.

-Player: Oh, I just though because your name means night in polish.

-I Noc I: So I herd.

I Noc I by Xspyer January 28, 2010

i gotta go see a man about a dog 

I have some things to do which are totally none of your business. EG. Drug Deal, Sex with someone we both know, Family Issue

Person 1: " So where you off to?"

Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"

Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )

i gotta go see a man about a dog by glengofor December 27, 2010

I GOT DIS 

when you see a situation going on, and your friend is about to do something, you stop them and say "I GOT DIS" like an idiot and do something to send yo self to the goddamn hospital

"Bro, I GOT DIS"

I GOT DIS by Jake from State Farms Evil Twi September 29, 2013

I'm busy

An excuse to not hang out with someone. Also, a nice way of saying no.

John: "Hey, wanna hang out?"
Bobby; " Sorry, I'm busy"

Mary "Hey, wanna hang out this weekend?"
Henry: " I wish i could but I am busy"

I'm busy by Boston95 June 4, 2016