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Hand Start The One Eyed Yogurt Thrower 

"Excuse me, i have to go hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower"
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fly-by-cock-in-the-eye

When for no apparent reason guys surprise you by slapping you in the eye with their cock.
I'm setting at my computer and yell "honey get me something to drink" He leaves the room returns with my drink and places it on the desk.I assume he goes back to whatever it was he was doing and all of a sudden from out of nowhere Wham a "Fly-by-cock-in-the-eye.I'm left digging my contact out of my eye socket while he's running through the house giggling in utter triumph.

virgin eyes 

Eyes that have never seen the genitals of the opposite sex.
-Jim said that he never seen a womens vagina before not even porn vagina.

-Jessica has never seen a penis and scrotum not even on the internet.

parents: Our children just have virgin eyes honey, lets just show them ours and explain to them how it works.
virgin eyes by virgin megastore March 25, 2010
faith of the NaVi people in the movie Avatar and at least one white american who is disallusioned with religion.
christian assclown 1: hey you gonna go hit up that bible study tonight? it's gonna be off the hiz'!

former assclown: nah, i converted to eywa
eywa by levialive February 12, 2010

blue eyes 

The second rarest eye color. 1.Green Eyes 2.Blue Eyes 3.Brown Eyes
blue eyes by Link972 December 9, 2009

anus eyes 

A person that has dark pigmentation around their eyes similar to the color of an anus.
The brother had dark circles around his eyes which amused his friends as they called him anus eyes
anus eyes by kagent November 25, 2005