Brain Jogging 

A politically correct term for sending your kid to a psychologist rather than enforce a little good ole' fashioned discipline. Common among lazy middle to upper class american suburban house holds that make too much money to give a damn about their kids.

Tyler's mom sends him to brain jogging every day after school because he has anger issues and mom has tennis lessons at the club until dad comes home.

Brain Jogging by tj0159ga October 6, 2009

brain-drizzle 

pre-ejaculated

I brain-drizzled in my girlfriend earlier and now i think she might be pregnant!

brain-drizzle by signum dogg May 26, 2010

brain faggard

one who is suffering from brain fag. Also called brain faggot.

After severe exertion, the boy turned out to be a brain faggard.

brain faggard by uttam maharjan January 26, 2013

Brain Rape 

To brain rape or be brain raped

When a person influences another person's thoughts or dreams eg A person whistles a tune in proximity of another person and later that person has the tune stuck in their head.

Also when a person talks about a subject to another person and later that night the person dreams about the subject.

"Remember when you were talking about robots yesterday? Well last night I had weird dreams about robots. You totally brain raped me!"

Brain Rape by FinkFoxboro December 6, 2013

Brain dead 

David Hogg is brain dead, liberal punk thinks CNN is news ... the child is brain dead .

Why is David Hogg brain dead after watching CNN ?

Brain dead by Crazyjustice May 23, 2018

Slosh brain 

A slosh brain is someone who has a mental disability, or your average person. Unaware of having any manners, drives a low "pimped out" honda civic with a homosexual exghaust pipe that he alone is the only person that thinks it sounds good. A slosh brain also can be used for African Americans that are hypersensitive about their own race, turning anything and everything into a racist remark, slosh brain runs exspecially rampant in female African Americans that think people owe them something, don't hold the door for others, speaks extremely loud for absolutely no reason, eats with mouth open, ignorant to pretty much everything in their life. Slosh brain is also the typical person that doesnt know how to drive, such as tailgating,going 35mph in a 55mph, going slower then traffic in the left lane.

Drake- "That black chick over there is complaining about white water rafting, she thinks it should be called black water rafting."

Lil Wayne- "What a slosh brain.."

Slosh brain by Erik Townend February 3, 2012

Noodle-brain 

when someone is sooo dumb that there brain doesnt function properly, has a very bad memory that their brain is literally a bunch of noodles. (very mushy noodles

Alyssa: Omg i took a wiz in the bush over there...hold up wheres my dog
Amber: Alyssa your wiz stinks

Charlotte: Omg you forgot your dog you've been walking a leash

Both: your such a noodle-brain
Alyssa: duhhhhh

Noodle-brain by dirty facts May 9, 2019