Bad friend

People who laugh at their friends diagnosis

They keep laughing at their friends diagnosis.their a bad friend

by RedDreams December 13, 2019

Best friend

Your favorite bitch who sends you cute boyfriend texts because your forever alone

My best friend loves sending me shit

by Iloveuinicorns December 15, 2019

Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 26, 2019

Friend of Epstein

A euphemism for someone who a suspected pederast or pedophile.

Fred was always dating teenage girls, so I wondered if he is a friend of Epstein.

by svenjamie December 28, 2019

Fake friend

A person who hangs out with you, so they're popular like you. When you fall, they then attack you.

Murray fake friend likes to hang with him, to be seen. But whenever he's not around, he'll attack him.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 1, 2020

Real Friends

None of the hoes I used to fuck with 😂

Rando : Got any real friends
Me : Nope

by anthonydavisjr January 1, 2020

Best friend

Well, best friend my best friend is Oliver holdton-griffin. You need a best friend like him!

Oh hey best friend!
Best friend: oh hey you look good!
Aw ty

by Nicolette rlly not me real nam May 24, 2019