captain pirate hose

A discord moderator with no opinion.

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.

by Notamon October 9, 2021

The Serbian Fire Hose

When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.

Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today?
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.

by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021

Josefiina a.k.a Hosu

Usually beautiful, smart and petite! Definitely wife material! Likes food and is usually a foodie! Loves animals, cats, magpies and sugar gliders. Laughs alot. Likes harry potter and chocolate!

Damn did you see that girl? She's totally Josefiina a.k.a Hosu!
Jeff is totally marrying perfect Josefiina!
Im not looking one night stand, I'm looking my own Josefiina.

by UncleScam November 22, 2021

Paxton Robert hostert

Paxton is a mother fucker who cracks of the walls but has a HUGE! FAT! LONG! COCK!

Have you seen paxton robert hosterts dick it's HUGE!

by Savanah hege May 28, 2022

accredibility of hospital

Complete hospital

They have accredibility of hospital

by MAF@sjc August 30, 2022

Maleem Hazratullah Ibsa Hossain

The ultimate lifeform. A terrorist, a slave, and The Best Bitch. They can suck dick at the speed of light creating a friction beyond the speed of sound breaking the sound barrier and making a noise subpar to a gunshot next to your skull and they can also ride penises really well and are like really good at it because of the sole fact that theyre assholes are always covered in shit because Ibsa doesn't use water to wash his ass.
Ibsa: black 4'11 boy who worked in the fields of ohio
hazratullah: Caked Up Terroist 😜😛👅👅👅
Hossain: Playboi carti is his haram pass
Maleem: Anal Gang

Person 1: Damn, you are being such a Maleem Hazratullah Ibsa Hossain. Too much blackness and terrorism and cake oozes out of you.
Person 2: *bombs an orphanage*

by SHAKIR O NEI L September 19, 2022

street corner hostess

Someone who has sex for money

I wanna tap that street corner hostess

by StonerChick8333 November 8, 2022