Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Bird fucker

Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation

Man I'm bored but Connor over there is a plain as day bird fucker

by The Nice Meme Truck February 7, 2018

Bowl Birds

Any Seahawk team member, whether player, coach, etc... who was an official contributor to the team during any season in which the Seattle Seahawks played in the Super Bowl, regardless of the year.

Seattle Seahawk playersKam Chancellor Russell Williams Marshawn Lynch and Richard Sherman have been some of the greatest bowl birds of all time

by Birdie December 27, 2014

Bird

It is the one and only word.

Person 1: Do you know the word?
Person 2: Well Everybody knows that the bird is the word
Person 1: BIRD BIRD BIRD

by LeEpicUrbanDictonaryBoi October 11, 2019

flappy bird

the reason i am homeless, jobless, and poor. All this and i my highscore is....2....

man: i love life
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.

by iloveflappybirdtoomuch April 17, 2014

Bird

A person who is stupid, a coward, or fake.

Wow, y’all all birds for that

by Sabuck1756 September 12, 2020

bird

A feathered, warm-blooded species that went extinct in 1986 and have now been replaced with spies.

All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie.

by lunarhyunjins July 11, 2019