Got eighteen months for espionage
Too much brandy for breakfast
And people tend to let you down
It's a swine.
Fantastic life
Dole penicillin to eastern ching plague-ridden
And one thing I have found
What you cast out will hit back
And a man will find he has to deny his
Fantastic life
Ours is not to look back
Ours is to continue the crack
Met a 54 year old dustbin man
And '48 he'd been in Jerusalem
Sold surplus oil to Arab fighters
For M-cocktails to burn Jewish terrorists
What a turn-up!
Fantastic life
Style's too easy to buy nowadays
And there's interference with the mail
And you just can't get out the words
Some people think if they had a job they'd be well
Now!
A fantastic lie!
The Siberian mushroom Santa
Was in fact Rasputin's brother
And he didst walk round Whitechapel
To further the religion of forgiven sin murder
Fantastic lie!
No lie, friend called David
He said he had a barney on Corporation Street
He said he told the policeman what he really thought
But knowing him I don't believe that crap
A Fantastic lie
Too much brandy for breakfast
And people tend to let you down
It's a swine.
Fantastic life
Dole penicillin to eastern ching plague-ridden
And one thing I have found
What you cast out will hit back
And a man will find he has to deny his
Fantastic life
Ours is not to look back
Ours is to continue the crack
Met a 54 year old dustbin man
And '48 he'd been in Jerusalem
Sold surplus oil to Arab fighters
For M-cocktails to burn Jewish terrorists
What a turn-up!
Fantastic life
Style's too easy to buy nowadays
And there's interference with the mail
And you just can't get out the words
Some people think if they had a job they'd be well
Now!
A fantastic lie!
The Siberian mushroom Santa
Was in fact Rasputin's brother
And he didst walk round Whitechapel
To further the religion of forgiven sin murder
Fantastic lie!
No lie, friend called David
He said he had a barney on Corporation Street
He said he told the policeman what he really thought
But knowing him I don't believe that crap
A Fantastic lie
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
About fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
Some fantastic lies
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
I walked right (West) round Wakefield Jail
A fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
About fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
Some fantastic lies
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
I walked right (West) round Wakefield Jail
A fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
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'Yeah thats the third one this week'
'Player life.'
'Yeah thats the third one this week'
'Player life.'
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She was so drunk last night she passed out and we all drew on her, she sure looked like a winner at life
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Get the Thug life mug.Ant Life is game on roblox where you play as an ant and do ant things basically, also a complete cash-grab game on for Tellygum because he's greedy! There is three versions, v1, v2 (Ant Life Beta Testing) and v3 which is paid alpha.
Come waste 2 hours on your life just for a Queen to lay an egg! Oh wait they might abandon you or exploiter will kill you because for over 2 years the devs still haven't figured out a way so eggs can't be killed. Or be banned for a dumb reason out of nowhere and spend 6 years wondering why you're banned.
I almost forgot to mention the absolute shitshow that is v3. Have you wondered why it's been delayed for 2 years? Well let me tell you! It's been delayed so many times because Tellygum actually does jack shit 90% of the time.
And did I mention the discord server that is? The mods are narcissistic as shit and enjoy banning people for small reasons. They love ruining people's progress! You'll likely get threatened with warns 24/7 for basically nothing. Unless if you're one of their favorites.
And let me tell you a really funny story, I was banned apparently because they falsely accused me of promoting NSFW. And not to mention the fact I never even posted NSFW on their discord.. and my NSFW twitter had a different name and only a few people knew about it. And then try tried to falsely accuse me of other insanely dumb crap.
Pretty funny when a NSFW artist has to call you out on your bullshit, right? Btw it's me hubb1e.
Come waste 2 hours on your life just for a Queen to lay an egg! Oh wait they might abandon you or exploiter will kill you because for over 2 years the devs still haven't figured out a way so eggs can't be killed. Or be banned for a dumb reason out of nowhere and spend 6 years wondering why you're banned.
I almost forgot to mention the absolute shitshow that is v3. Have you wondered why it's been delayed for 2 years? Well let me tell you! It's been delayed so many times because Tellygum actually does jack shit 90% of the time.
And did I mention the discord server that is? The mods are narcissistic as shit and enjoy banning people for small reasons. They love ruining people's progress! You'll likely get threatened with warns 24/7 for basically nothing. Unless if you're one of their favorites.
And let me tell you a really funny story, I was banned apparently because they falsely accused me of promoting NSFW. And not to mention the fact I never even posted NSFW on their discord.. and my NSFW twitter had a different name and only a few people knew about it. And then try tried to falsely accuse me of other insanely dumb crap.
Pretty funny when a NSFW artist has to call you out on your bullshit, right? Btw it's me hubb1e.
by hubb1e April 28, 2023
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