If italian dicks are the kings, then the Irish dicks are the emperors. Many historians believe that the early Irish people actually killed women juat by having sex with them.
Melissa: "How was your first time, Sofia?"
Sofia: " Ugghh, my ass is so sore.
Melissa: "How come?"
Sofia:" Well, he was irish, so he had that classic Irish penis. Definitely the biggest and most handsome of all penises.
Melissa: Oh, without a doubt.
Sofia: " Ugghh, my ass is so sore.
Melissa: "How come?"
Sofia:" Well, he was irish, so he had that classic Irish penis. Definitely the biggest and most handsome of all penises.
Melissa: Oh, without a doubt.
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Pronunciation: \ˈpē-nəsˈriŋ-kəl\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Middle American, BMX fad
Date: late 20th century (1998)
1: A full 360' backflip on a bicycle while masturbating.
Pronunciation: \ˈpē-nəsˈriŋ-kəl\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Middle American, BMX fad
Date: late 20th century (1998)
1: A full 360' backflip on a bicycle while masturbating.
Example:
Matt: Holy Crap Ted...Dave totally landed that Penis Wrinkle flawlessly.
Ted: Holy Crap he did.
Willy: Holy Crap.
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Ted: Holy Crap he did.
Willy: Holy Crap.
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1. "Yikes! I didn't know Marissa was a guy!"
"No man, that's just her side penis. She forgot to take her wallet out of her pants."
2. Because of Allison's false assumption that Dave had two penises, she invited all of her slutty girlfriends to have sex with him. Little did she know, it was just a side penis.
"No man, that's just her side penis. She forgot to take her wallet out of her pants."
2. Because of Allison's false assumption that Dave had two penises, she invited all of her slutty girlfriends to have sex with him. Little did she know, it was just a side penis.
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