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Mega Max Banana Split 

When you cum so good and hard that you scream out in great mind numbing anguish and pleasure while ejecting brogurt at the consistency of mushy bananas and/or melted vanilla ice cream.
"holy fuck that girl just made me mega max banana split all over the carpet."

What's on the banana 

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock
Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright
What's on the banana by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler 

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

Deadly bad awsome mega super banana 

Who looks up what a Deadly bad awsome mega super banana is?

You.
I never thought Id find aDeadly bad awsome mega super banana in the Urban Dictionary.

Dirty banana 

The penis of a African American.
Dirty bananas are usually large.

the banana crew

An all female white-supremist liberal activist group out of Lexington, MA.
-This shit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S
-Holy bologna man, I am friends with someone from the B crew.
-The B crew people must love Gwen Stefani!!