by Joe Mama Deez Nuts on yo face August 11, 2022
Get the Applemug. ”Hey apple employee, can I buy a phone?” ”sure, but do you want 3 year warranty that will cost only 900$ along with the 1000$ dollar phone? We also have a big sale, so the original cost of your total would have been 1900, but now, its 1899!”.
by 🏈 November 20, 2018
Get the Applemug. "Apple Cider and Gin"
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
"Dem rabid apples got me drippin swaggu."
"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."
"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."
"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
by Ricdiculus January 2, 2012
Get the Rabid Applemug. An infection an apple gets after having intercourse.
An infection an apple gets after a human has intercourse with it.
An infection an apple gets after a human has intercourse with it.
O YES, O YES PUT IT IN JONNY! MAKE ME DRIBBLE! Later after intercourse, Jonny
I think you gave me an apple yeast infection.
I think you gave me an apple yeast infection.
by Juila13sad June 14, 2018
Get the apple yeastmug. the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin red or green skin and crisp flesh. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider.
“I’m going to eat this apple!”
by RealDefinitions28409 December 20, 2017
Get the Applemug. A company that sameshits all the fucking time. The iphone just adds another camera to that doesn't even work. My mothers Xiaomi 10 LITE and my SAMSUNG GALAXY YOUNG GT perfoms better than apple iphones in 2099.
Mac OS is just bullshit and the original MACINTOSH was so bad and MacOS X is worse than Windows ME. Samsung, MicroSoft and Xiaomi are cheaper than apple, but better than Apple will ever be.
Mac OS is just bullshit and the original MACINTOSH was so bad and MacOS X is worse than Windows ME. Samsung, MicroSoft and Xiaomi are cheaper than apple, but better than Apple will ever be.
Apple Fanboy: LOL noob. You use Windows 10. Mac ic better.
Me: Shut the fuck up. I would rather jump off a cliff than use Apple technology. MacOS X is more shitty than fucking Windows ME
Me: Shut the fuck up. I would rather jump off a cliff than use Apple technology. MacOS X is more shitty than fucking Windows ME
by cuber69420 May 22, 2022
Get the Applemug. "Many would say an apple is a "fruit" but I propose that an apple isn't a fruit but an idea, when you think of an apple you think of the apex of fruit, you also think of autum the uninpeded best season so what do these thoughts have in common, they are the masters of their feild and thats what i want "Apple" to be, the master of technology." -Steve
Jobs
High as a kite
Jobs
High as a kite
by A_u_$ February 18, 2019
Get the Applemug.