Michael Lee

a Cal Poly LDT member whose power is rivaled only by Shaggy, Matt from Wii Sports, & Jesus Christ.

person 1: Damn, it's raining hella today...
Michael Lee: No worries. I just used my powers to stop the rain.

by blunderedmyqueenagain March 16, 2023

michael dsanta

An angry alcoholic that robs shit

Michael dsanta is kinda crazy

by Eeeeeeeedeeeeeeeees June 7, 2021

Michael

Your leng.

Michael

by Jankfacee November 23, 2021

michaels dick

suck it or your staightphobic

suck it daddy mikey i love michaels dick

by kill palitine February 7, 2024

Michael Gloekler

The ideal gay fuck buddy. Usually a fat ass, retarded, and somewhat a cock. Extremely awful looking and is hated by nearly everyone. Proud of the faggot he is and what he can do. Tries to rape people he is fond of. Has red eyes that shine when he's found his next victim. Can be pretty dangerous. Will do anything for his first friend. Is an all around gay ass motherfucker.

Girl: I got raped by Michael Gloekler, I want him to fuck him.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.

by IAmGayBoiye July 16, 2018

michael stevenson

A person who loves tights, so so much.He is a keeper;)

Michael Stevenson has such cool tights

I love Michael Stevenson and his tights

by Y did you ever kiss me August 11, 2021

Michael

Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.

Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022