a god next to shaggy 2nd best best at everything can and will kill you
MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS COMMING TO KILL ME TODAY
by Alan??????? November 21, 2019
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Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.
A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.

It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.
by Fire Tongue June 18, 2020
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The king of Wii Sports. He is the champion of Boxing and Swordplay, and the final Boss of Swordplay Showdown. He isn't as good in tennis and baseball, where he has a low skill level.
Matt Evans, 29, was born on August 1st, 1992. He was born to Stacey and David Evans, and his cousin is Andy Evans (Andy from Wii Sports). Matt's favorite color is orange:
Poofesure: Sees Elisa from Wii Sports: ELISAAAA!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISAAAAAAA?
Poofesure: Sees Matt from Wii Sports: MAAAAAATTTTTT!
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