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A large, oafish creature. Although well meaning, beasts often don't know much.
I'm just a dumb beast.
beast by t.db July 24, 2011
An ex-lover and/or girlfriend, wife, or other relationship in which the female no longer plays a positive role in your life.
Guy 1: Hey, guess who I saw the other day.
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The Beast.
Guy 2: Really? I haven't seen my beast in a while.

OR

Boy do I feel sorry for the guy who's beast I had sex with last night! She's a keeper!
Beast by TheLucky1 September 15, 2011

beasterpiece 

anything and everything created by a person named "Taylor" or "Gary"
Gary created a beasterpiece in ceramics
beasterpiece by ssfbnsvnslnvklndsb November 9, 2011

beast nuts 

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
beast nuts by NunezapathWasTaken? November 7, 2012
beast biːst
n
1. When referring to a person, beast status is achieved when a person is so good at a certain skill that causes them to exceed human comprehension, making them so talented it's almost superhuman.

2. When a Male is referred to as a Beast by a female that means the male is: a hunk, attractive, tan, toned, has style, sensual, talented, beyond high standard, and perfect in every other way possible.

3. Justin Bieber
1. You wish you could be as beast as Justin Bieber, but you can't so don't even try.

2. Justin Bieber is in Beast mode when he performs.

3. That was so beast.
Beast by SincerelyG November 12, 2012

Beast Infection

To be inundated with an awesome aura of energy that infiltrates others around you akin to an aphrodisiac virus.
That guy has been lifting and dieting so much that his beast infection has turned critical
Beast Infection by ArtofAwesome October 9, 2013