Happy pappy pippy family

A family of four - two happy, rich parents, who are deeply in love and nothing can break them apart - and their children, usually a daughter, the queen bee of the class and her brother, an absolute alphamale. All members of this family are highly active on social media and very popular throughout their peers. The parents behave in the same way as their children - they befriend their kids' lackies' parents and manipulate them until they submit too.

Nobody:
Happy pappy pippy family FB account: "We're so happy, *a photo of kissing parents*, emoticons.
A comment under the post:
Happy pappy pippy mother: "OMG, so cool! Love yalls!!

Happy pappy pippy family by zucchini2 June 9, 2019

pipe layer 

The guy in your office that craps himself to death three or four times per day.

I herr dey be settin' up a computer in the bathroom for that pipe layer two cubicles over, cuz he's always in there doin some kind of work.

pipe layer by tim-tim April 23, 2004

dutchman's pipe 

1. slang for a penis
2. name given to an act of sexual deviancy in which a man receives fellatio in a meat locker or some other walk-in freezer, and upon climax, ejaculates onto the face of the fellationer, just above the upper lip, resembling a steaming mustache

Dude, I got the bartender from the restaurant to give me the Dutchman's Pipe in the cold storage room last night!

dutchman's pipe by Juanito Parres February 27, 2009

Piping 

When two dudes, who are down to pound, bump their buttholes together in order to reach a mutual climax. This would be comparable to when women participate in what is called scissoring, where they smash the vaginas together until the juice comes out, but in this case.... It's just poop.

Dude, I was just wanting to play a video game, but if you want to do do some piping, I'd be down to pound.

Piping by AskerName January 5, 2017

Afghan pipeline 

The freezing of fresh feces and then its use a sex toy

I Afghan pipelined your mum last night

Afghan pipeline by ringhair January 28, 2007

Laying pipe 

This is when you slap your penis on the table

Bro do you see that hobo over there laying pipe

Laying pipe by Swpus May 27, 2019

pipe

A term for something thats bad, but not in a good way. Something not very impressive.

Yo Ben, what do you think of Swazzos' new whip? I think its phat.

You are joking, its absolutely pipe!

pipe by FishySmellinBeard September 28, 2004