ONE HORSE PONY 

When a woman manipulates the phallus of a male equine, and holds the ejaculate in her mouth and then spits it into the anus of another woman, who then defecates the semen into a coffee cup where it is served to the first woman's grandmother.

Hey bro I heard Nancy and Tracy did one horse pony last night, her grandma loved it.

ONE HORSE PONY by DogFace Pony Soldier December 23, 2020

One Armed Bandit

A bloke with a ruined gag reflex who hangs around toilets in Norfolk offering 'extras' to other blokes using the facilities.
So named as 1 arm is much larger than the other due to the amount of repeated 'stroking' of other mens cocks it performs, usually for £5 or less.

Gayboy 1 - "Hey Julian, please can you hold my Babycham, I'm off to the little boys room"
Gayboy 2 - "OK, but you'd better not have a go on the One Armed Bandit while you're in there!"
Gayboy 1 - "I won't I promise, girl"
Normal bloke from the North - "You queers disgust me"

One Armed Bandit by David Wild August 3, 2008

one drop 

A quickly laid out song.

We was goin to be in the studio for hours so I laid this one drop and it sounds cool.

one drop by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

One Up 

Another way of saying "One." Means bye or what is said at the end of a conversation between 2 people.

Person 1- Aight, I'll get at you later.
Person 2- Aight, One Up.

One Up by Brath November 6, 2004

One Direction

The hottest boy band in the fucking world like omg im not even kidding these guys are so fucking hot that i just wanna drink all of their sperms and i want them to shit in my mouth and i want to swallow their shit anf ythen throw it up and then shove my vomit one direction shit up my ass hole and lick my finger after im done, then i want them to take turns fucking me in my pussy until i fucking cum my skelleton and i want them to cut their testicles off and shove their chopped off testicles up my vagina.

I masturbate to them during lunch in the girls bathroom of my school. One time, i fingered myself so hard to one direction that blood came out of my vagina and i licked it off the toilet seat and them spit it out and rubbed it into my vagina lips.
God they are so hot and make me so fucking horny. I cant even fucking stand it.

Entry in my diary:

Dear diary,
I wish i could suck on oine direction's fucking dicks. I want them to spray me down with my sperm and i wanna poop on their chest and watch them eat my poop while i finger myself with poop smeared on my finger. I want one direction to bite my fallopian tubes off with their fucking teeth and drink my period juice and i wanna nomnom all of their fucking testicles and have them shove prostate juice up my ass hole and them i want them to stick a finger in my ass hole and i want to suck the prostate juice off their fucking fingers and then i want them to shove their penises in my ear hole and spary sperm in my ear until i cant hear anymore and i want to eat their shit and drink my own period and i want to feed them my butt hole wax with my fucking finger and i want to drink their sperm. Thats what i want to do to one direction.

One Direction by XxSuperHotOneDirectionBabeFanx September 8, 2012

One hit and quit 

When smoking weed, often times you find people are stingy about sharing the pipe/j/bong/blunt. For this reason, there is the "one hit and quit" rule. It's pretty self explanatory, you take one hit, and pass it to whoever's next. Some variations of this can be the "Three hits then quit"

"I don't have a lot of pot tonight, so everyone one hit and quit"

One hit and quit by I Fucked Your Mom February 16, 2006

One of us!! 

This is the elite chat, if you have made this chat you are considered a national gem. Even tho they have fucking 0 motives coz everyone’s either high or out or has no money we all are certi. We all text on the chat apart from fucking Alfie who just ghosts everything but we let it slide. Many many people have tried to suck my cock for a place in the group chat but I have declined and knocked there likkle twinkies out. Ben doesn’t stop going on about his bird and will has a dodgy wrist and we all do the juice wrld am I right guys. Aaron likes little kids but that’s okay coz we would never snake on him so we let him do his thing.

Omg guys it’s the one of us!!!
Let’s go suck there cocks!!!

One of us!! by 360NoScopeEatAssSkipClass December 10, 2019