Tiny Meat Gang 

A duo comprising of an elderly gentleman with a fine taste in millennial humour and an alien belonging to all countries.

They’re self-proclaimed “short kings”

Him: So what kinda porn are you into?
Her: oh just a plain ol’ Tiny Meat Gangbang

Tiny Meat Gang by Codel June 13, 2019

boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon

"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"

boney meat-tower by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016

Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.

I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!

Milwaukee meat grinder by Charli XXX September 8, 2014

Flap Meat

Foreskin that’s flaps and overlaps the penises pisser and tip not to be confused with carne Asada which is also a form of flap meat

I was at Mile square park cooking up some
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle

Flap Meat by Roobeer October 10, 2020

Thrash Meat 

A female that has attracted the attention of male peers via sexual attractiveness. Said female is more desirable than the comparable "Cum Dumpster" and "Slam Piece". Rather, the hotness of the Thrash Meat is so intense that men fantasize about beating the female senseless with their genitals.

Picture that Thrash Meat as a punching bag and my Penis is Muhammed Ali... I would OBLITERATE THAT SHIT

Thrash Meat by DV Legends January 14, 2011

Bust Meat

Blown out vagina. Typically has many folds and hangs like the sleeve of a wizard. Bust meat looks similar to pigs vagina

“Man I took her pants off last night and it looked like she had an Arby’s roast beef sandwhich down there” -Person 1

“Aw fuck that’s some Bust Meat” -Person 2

Bust Meat by Sticky Gramy April 14, 2019

glory meat

The amount of an erect penis showing after both owner's hands have been wrapped around it. To properly measure 'glory meat', one must first get an erection. Then, take the penis in the left hand, being sure the bottom edge of the left hand is flush with the abdomen. Then hold the remaining penis with the right hand, ensuring the bottom edge of the right hand is flush with the top edge of the left hand. Close all fingers and thumbs of both hands. The amount of penis over and above the top edge of the right hand is considered 'glory meat'.

Note: One either has glory meat or one doesn't. As a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized penis. Alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the penis.

'John has a small penis. I'll bet the fucker ain't got no glory meat at all!'

'Dude, I heard Bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. That's why he gets all the pussy.'

glory meat by ben the ten November 25, 2009