Cracked TV

When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.

"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

Crackedt

You like reeses and ranch, you don't know who you are and you are a stalker (bc u like ur crush a little too much lol) you fangirl over men. (Cause you can) and you are really sad!

"Wow they've crackedt!"

"This is is, shes crackedt!"

by Anao December 9, 2016

privileged penis craker

The title a feminist gives a straight white male

Original

Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!

by Big-Gay-Shaq-42069 June 17, 2018

sodi-crackers

Crackers u put in a girls pussy and fuck really hard then eat them.

Them sodi-crackers were pretty good that i ate last night.

by Luke Joe May 9, 2008

oyster crackers

strange coincidence when you and another person are thinking of the same thing at the same time.

Jane: "You know what would be really good right now?"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"

by anonymous January 19, 2004

crackerslice

a little punk bitch who messes with yo mama.

fucken crackerslice, quit screwin my mom.

by Jimmy February 11, 2005

Aunt Crocker

When doing a girl doggie style slam a rolling pin onto her lower back and proceed to roll it up her back and slam it into the back of her head.

I gave that nasty bitch a Aunt Crocker last night

by J.P.S Irish August 23, 2006