tardusphobia

The fear or discomfort experienced when witnessing slow moving objects or animals.

The sloth slowly crawling towards me triggered my tardusphobia.

by Pixxi_Ladybug May 19, 2024

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turcucken

When you cum inside or glaze a cooked turkey then feed to your family on thanksgiving. You don't eat it, you just watch everyone else eat it.

This year the family really loved the Turcucken with my special sauce, but I just watched them enjoy it.

by Leiffy May 20, 2024

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Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.

Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”

Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar

by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024

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turd ass

a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.

Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.

by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024

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