Man, she's keen!

An expression used by one of your desperate male friends to describe a girl who didn't tell him to get lost within the first minute of conversation.

As their dry patch goes on, this word increases at a rate of about 4 uses per day i.e. 250 days without sex, and they'll be using this word approx. 1000 times every 24 hours.

Guy : Hi, my name is Guy.
Girl : Cool.
Guy : Do you like stuff?
Girl : Sure
Guy : ...
Girl : I'd better go

*the next morning*

Friend : How'd it go with that girl?
Guy: Man, she's keen!

Man, she's keen! by CommanderKeenAsMustard February 21, 2010

Man Chowder 

The sperm or semen of the male reproductive system

Doctor: Can we please have a man chowder sample?

Man Chowder by The Enemies Apache May 25, 2010

Man Fast 

A "one man at a time" woman leaving the dating game after a particularly bad break up, and rejecting all contact with the male species. Binging and purging doesn't count. Also known as "solo lesbo" or "no man's land".

I dumped John last week after I caught him sleeping with his old girl friend, and now I am on a "man fast".

Man Fast by takenbysurprise September 30, 2011

man on the boat 

The clit on a woman's virgina

I hit the man on the boat like he owed me $300 and hit it like a speed bag while putting him in a vacuum.

man on the boat by cookbook May 12, 2014

Man Card 

A man is formally or informally given a man card upon reaching the age of 18. Although one can have said card removed by his fellow man, it can also be earned back by doing something extremely manly. Said act should equal twice the amount of man points initially taken when man card ownership was removed, therefore climbing out of negative man points back into positive points.

Man card law is in direct correlation to Man Law. Upon earning enough man points the owner of a man card has the ability to win one argument with either his girlfriend or wife and that argument shall never be overruled as long as their relationship stands.

Man points are awarded by fellow card holders for acts of manliness including feats of alcoholism, eating, knowledge, strength of will and body.

Man points can be deducted also by fellow card holders for acts deemed non-manly.

Upon reaching zero man points, the aforementioned card holder relinquishes his man card to the taker of his man points and must earn it back by the same.

You earned your man card back, well done! You've lost your right to your man card, give it up!

Man Card by Don Mahogany September 22, 2017

Man in the canoe 

Any sexual position where a man’s dick goes into a woman’s pussy

My wife made me the, Man in the canoe

Man in the canoe by Super accurate description November 4, 2019

man of culture 

A term that weaboos love to call themselves (even if they're anything but a man of culture).

Some creep: *jerks off to loli*

Your average joe: Well... this person... can definitely use therapy.

"Men of culture" (porn addicted weaboos that moderates 72 Discord servers, 914 Subreddits, and tried to groom 82013 underaged girls): AhH, i SeE yOu'Re A mAn Of CuLtUrE aS wElL

man of culture by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022