Crunchy

John K getting in touch with his emotions.

Today's chair is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch; so named because he's crunchy.

by elbeeay May 30, 2024

Crunt

Noun;

a word used to define a certain species of person that is the cross between a Crustacean and a Cunt

"Wobbles you Crunt!!!"
"Wobbles you are the biggest Crunt in the World"

by Angrol June 18, 2024

Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

by emineminem22 June 27, 2024

Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw

Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad

by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 2, 2024

crungus

When you get hit so hard that you almost immediately deserve revenge. Originally used in Sno Day.

Heta74 crungused 760156 from 53 studs!

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn December 13, 2024

Crunping

To masturbate while on a stepladder into someone's mouth, commonly whilst having a vice grip on your penis tight enough to rip skin off

Dave crunped his girlfriend

Dave was crunping his girlfriend last night.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Crunch

slang for one;s head

mate, can you shut the fuck up, you’re doing my crunch in!

by anonymous January 17, 2025