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scared to hit

by Maquoia June 30, 2023
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Hit that like button

Go fuck yourself bitch. Say something likable and I'll like it if I feel like it. You're like a fucking panhandler except NOT treated with contempt by the broader society.
Shit head "Hit that like button!"

Hym "Do I answer to you!? Does Joe Rogan beg for likes? Did you say something that I liked just there? Do you know? Did the people who looked you up leave a like? There. There are your likes motherfucker. It's implicit in the act of asking for likes that you don't have faith in your work. YOU KNOW that you're trying to artificially inflate the perception of your content by pleading with people to hit the like WHEN THEY OTHERWISE WOULDN'T WISEASS. Do I do that? I couldn't people to stop liking it if I tried. Literally. You know you're a bum for that. I'll hit the like button if I feel like hitting the like button. What have you done for me? Not a single thing. I didn't by the way. I didn't hit the like button. I had an open mind about it when the video started and then you started asking for likes and now you better hope you say something profound. Which you won't. Let's see YOUR Netflix anime adaptation ya fuckin chump."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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Wanna hit some trails?

Hey man I’m thinking bout goin an ridin through the woods today over a buncha big ass fuckin rocks, through some water, almost turn myself over, bust my head, get slapped by some fuckin trees you game?
Hey mayn Wanna hit some trails?
by Codeblue00 March 9, 2023
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hit a pastrami

Getting 6 strikes in a row in bowling. A six bagger.
Bro he hit a pastrami he might bowl a 300
by Skatie26 March 14, 2023
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Hitting Lift

The act of folding the rear seats in a hatchback to create a makeshift bed for the purpose of jerking off another man between your thighs to completion, typically performed in a a 1999-2005 Toyota Celica.
Me and my Steinbach buddies are gonna be hitting lift down Trans-Canada tonight, wanna join?
by DryPump March 22, 2023
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billy Jo hit

Billy Jo hit – n. 1. The last hit; a nasty hit; a burnt hit. 2. The last nasty part of something no one else wants.
Yuck I ain’t taking that burnt up ass Billy Jo hit. Hell no
I ain’t smoking with him save him the Billy Jo hits!!
by Hattrick chick March 31, 2023
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hit the splat

basically when you hear a mf say this its time to dip
john: "ayo timmy we gotta hit the splat this place is to heated"

Timmy: "yeah your right lets get tf out of here"
by phononymous January 26, 2023
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