a while

12 minutes

I suggest keeping this one open for a while

by simhas89 March 8, 2017

beluga whale nuts

crazy mofo, you doesnt have big nuts

why you gotta be beluga whale nuts in this conversation

by JENCYISAMOFO March 15, 2017

Welsh Whale

Fat Welsh home wrecker. Gets knocked up by a married man for a visa. Pathetic foreign understanding of medical conditions. Can't even Cook chips! Sooooo not a nice human. Was a Welsh back packer, now a Welsh fanny packer! Bad daddy issues, fat belly baby daddy looks like Welsh daddy!

"Charlotte is such a Welsh whale. She can't sit with us!"

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Sperm Whale

A fat/obese cum dumpster

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"

by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017

Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017

Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.

Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career

by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017