pants guy

A pretty large male by the name of bubba who always seems to have a pair of pants on. He usually has them on in situations where shorts are preferred to be worn. Such as during a basketball game.
A guy who wears pants when he shouldn't, or just simply doesn't own a pair. Pants guy
by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017
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whoo-hah pants

Pants girls wear that are so tight, (yoga pants, leggings, jeans, rider pants, hot shorts, PJ's), that you can see the camel toe. She can't help it. But it seems to be a widely accepted trend. Don't get me wrong. I love the curves it shows off. I just think the front is a little too suggestively indecent.
Homie 1: "Hey, aren't you coming to the cafeteria for lunch?"

Homie 2: "Nah. I thought I'd go for fast food today."
Homie 1: "Yo! Don't miss out on this phenomenon! Every girl on campus is in whoo-hah pants and they're ALL going to be there. Come to lunch, Dude!"

Homie 2: "Ooh! Okay."
by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023
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pants schnoz

1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.
Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"
by loffdawg November 05, 2013
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pants weiner

A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia
I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.
by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014
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pant licker

One who goes out of their way to please everyone as much as humanly possible but comes off as terribly annoying; thirsty. A kiss ass.
Abel seems like such a pant licker when he flirts Cate!
by sooooooooofiiiiii May 28, 2018
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Banana Pants Season

Begins on December 4th where its time to put on your best banana themed clothes in hopes of curing your loneliness
Bro are you excited for banana pants season? We can finally go commando with out bananas hanging low.
by D@veW@ll@ce December 02, 2022
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Panting

I'm panting for a drink (I'm so thirsty)
by Collossal July 30, 2016
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