Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Whinny the Pooh

A stuffed-animal-inspired fictional horse with Very Little Brain; he is an equestrian-species cousin to Eeyore The Donkey.

Horses aren't known for liking honey all that much, so perhaps Whinny the Pooh likes rich-tasting alfalfa and sugar-cubes?

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!

he's looming the poon

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019

The Baby Poops

When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.

Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.

Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.

by MurdaBoy March 11, 2019

pump the pool

when you stick your dick in your sexual partner’s ear as you shit and cum on the front lawn for everyone to see.

i’m going to pump the pool with Sarah tonight! hell yeah!

by sparse May 22, 2019

Truly's in the Pooly's

Something you you and your bros all shout out when you're enjoying some Truly spiked Seltzers by the pool.

Hey bro, this sure a a gorgeous summer afternoon.
You know it! Truly's in the Pooly's!

by Question Factory July 16, 2019

pain in the pooer

Something annoying or difficult to do. British.

Martin's coming over later.

Really? That's guy's a real pain in the pooer.

by Shuaman April 18, 2019