Mega Egg

It’s when someone is so doo doo at living

Hello Mega Egg

by Mommymother November 8, 2019

Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.

Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”

by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021

turtle eggs

when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time

hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.

by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021

egg plant

eggs of the plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

Cream egg

This is when you are getting a blow job from a black person and you ejaculate in there mouth and slap there cheaks causing the cum explodes out of their mouth like opening a cream egg

Flowing cream
Cream egg

by Longshlond dom November 29, 2016

egg nandez

1. A bold person
2. A combination of an Egg and Nando's

1. "Why did egg nandez go bold?"
2. "Ew... egg nandez is wierd"

by FIFA20isBad June 15, 2021

Egg Blinker

When an individual hits a cart or pen but in an unusual way, you hit for 5 seconds, then 4, then 4, then 4, and 4 one more time, then hold for 8 seconds. It’s supposed to make you feel like there’s an egg in your lung.

“ bro did you see the new egg blinker challenge? “
“ dude, that egg blinker has my dying “

by FezTheFather May 17, 2025