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exploded personal space

A newly-expanded distance between oneself and another person, which we yearn to have violated and honored at the same time.
Her exploded personal space had gone from a few inches to the government-mandated six-foot radius and it felt like an invisible prison cell.
by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020
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Person 33

There were no lights, no sounds, no smells. Only silence and endless space around. Person 33 opened his eyes and found himself standing in the middle of an absolute void.
Person 33 : Who am I? Where am I? I don't remember everything from my life.
Person 33 took out his phone. It was as new - without any information. No internet. He turned on the flashlight
He looked at himself - sweatpants, a white T-shirt, sneakers. Muscular body and big palms.
Person 33 : Anybody here? HEYYYYY!
But there was nothing besides him.
Person 33 : Is this an afterlife? A simulation? I don't want to stay here forever!
Person appeared out of nowhere. He was normal height, a little overweight, wearing glasses and a business suit. Looks like about 35 years old.
Person 34 : You don't remember anything either?
Person 33 : The only thing I know is that I am person 33. I am glad that I am not alone here.
Person 34 : Well , I am person 34. Why are we numbers? This really fells like a simulation with brain , but our memory got deleted.

Person 33 : Whoever did this, get us out of here when you're done with your experiments. We definitely are alive.

Another person appears out of nothing. A tall ,skinny , pale , blonde , young woman with a very very long braid dressed in a black suit.
Person 35 : Who are you?
Person 33 : I don't know. I am just Person 33.
Person 34 : This is some kind of simulation.

Minute passes
Person 34 : We can't just stay here and do nothing. Let's play a game.
Person 35 : How can we play if we only have a void?

Person 34 : I gave you an idea , let's think of something. It will be better than losing sanity no matter what.
A watermelon appears
Person 35 : mmm , there is something going on
Person 33 : catches watermelon and tries to break it with his hands.
Person 34 : I will help you. Give me your hand so I can move to you.

Person 33 : Okay.

Person 33 and 34 : Break watermelon after 2 minutes of hitting.

Person 33 : Person 35 , you are too far. (to person 34) Throw me to Person 35 and catch me so we can eat this watermelon.

Person 34 : as you say
Person 33-35 : start to eat the watermelon
Purple spherical light bulb that glows with bright ultraviolet light appears.
Person 35 : This is interesting. I haven't seen something like that.
Person 35 catches the bulb and smiles.
Person 33 :Useful , I can turn off my flashlight so phone battery won't die.
Compass , which arrow rotates very fast in all directions appears.
Person 34 : Magnetic field here is very strange. (Puts compass in his pocket)
Person 34 : We can play tic-tac-toe by scratching the hard flesh on the watermelon rind.
Person 35 : Great idea!
Person 33 (X) vs Person 34 (O)
NNN
NXO
NNN

NNO
NXO
XNN

NNO
NXO
XNX

ONO
NXO
XXX
Person 33 won.
by mbxjsy October 8, 2025
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Toronto Person

A person so far up their own ass they could only be from Toronto. Includes self-described “Renaissance Men”, wordsmiths, and Liberal brown nosers of the highest order.

A person who only parrots Liberal Party of Canada talking points, becoming aggressive and resorting to name calling when their views are challenged.
That account only posts pro-Trudeau content - must be a Toronto Person.

That Toronto Person has shit on his nose!

Toronto People claim to be liberal, but really they just hate anyone who doesn’t agree with their narrow world view.
by TruCrimes January 27, 2024
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Cloud person

A person who is easy-going and comfortable with everything you do, not judging you and help you with your plan
Sam is a cloud person, he doesn't get mad when I do suprise trip !
by CRAB COCKTAIL March 19, 2025
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Best person in this world

Best person in this world obviously, they lost the tic tac toe game.
by Pastelsxluvv November 25, 2021
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sexual personality displacement

Suffering fom auditory hallucinations commanding them to do things sexually And the replacement of personality making this a disorder
She was a victim of sexual personality displacement.
by rafael e Reyes June 6, 2018
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pigeon person

A pigeon person has the same traits as a pigeon and its relationship to person that feeds it. If you see a pigeon and you feed it - after it won't fuck off. A pigeon person is when you preform some act of kindness towards the pigeon person and then they won't leave you alone then after, thinking that they are bff's with you and not giving you any time alone when your in public.
Person1:"Hows you new bestie?"
Person2:"He's not my fucking friend, I seen him on his own in school so I talked to him and now he won't fuck off."
Person1:"Sounds like a Pigeon Person to me."

Pigeon Loner
by Shitionary May 16, 2016
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