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Josh Methley

Josh methley is one stuck up prick, he can never let go of a girl once he has caught feelings. He is prone to jealousy when it comes to girls named Charlotte. Overall Josh methley’s are tits
Josh Methley is a twat
by Michael Carrick November 24, 2021
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Josh simmons

The absolute pakitron(also known as lebomb) he will blow u up like hes bin laden.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.
"Pakitron josh simmons will blow u up"
by Pakitron5000 November 24, 2021
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Josh

When drunk he texts you that he wants to smash and he wants to go ham like balls deep!
Drunk as can be josh texted a girl he liked saying that she is the best and he wants to have intercoarse with her
by Donald Pomp O Dick March 14, 2018
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josh

has his own orbit quit tubby but lovable absolute virgin
help josh's orbit has me
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
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Josh

by Devin/Ace💀 January 16, 2022
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Dirty Josh

When you let your girlfriend tie you on a leash like a dog and walk you through public spaces while you bark like a dog
Did you see they did a Dirty Josh earlier?”
by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024
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