Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 26, 2019

Friend of Epstein

A euphemism for someone who a suspected pederast or pedophile.

Fred was always dating teenage girls, so I wondered if he is a friend of Epstein.

by svenjamie December 28, 2019

Fake friend

A person who hangs out with you, so they're popular like you. When you fall, they then attack you.

Murray fake friend likes to hang with him, to be seen. But whenever he's not around, he'll attack him.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 1, 2020

Best friend

Well, best friend my best friend is Oliver holdton-griffin. You need a best friend like him!

Oh hey best friend!
Best friend: oh hey you look good!
Aw ty

by Nicolette rlly not me real nam May 24, 2019

best friends

a best friend isn’t someone who you’ve known the longest it’s someone who’s been there for you longer

fake person- were best friends

me- you were never there so no we aren’t

by lenny the beast May 28, 2019

Friend zone

The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.

Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive

by Sookifanilo June 3, 2019

Fetus friend

A friend that you’ve known since the infancy or a childhood friend that you’ve known your entire life, essentially since the time you we’re both fetuses, because your mom and their mom and/or parents have been friends since before your birth and you became friends with your parent’s friend’s child by default.

I was hanging with my fetus friend last week, the one I knew since I was basically a fetus.

by Fetusfriends101 June 13, 2019