Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

egg up my bum

When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!

"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

Egg

Egg is the famous wordwide icon that got the most likes on instagram surpassing Kylie Jenner
Good job Egg,
We are proud of you

Guy 1: YO ISNT THAT THE FAMOUS EGG IN YOUR FRIDGE
Guy 2: Yes it is

by SimplyEgg January 19, 2019

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Egg

Egg

"egg"

by Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg March 22, 2023

Suck An Egg

Suck an egg a sane for many to use L0L its t00 c|asIc t0 n0t use L0L

Please go and Suck an egg. that's all.

by SmartPerson232005 November 14, 2018

Bad Egg

A type of Egg that you get in a Pokemon Game, and When you hatch it, it will Crash and Freeze the Game.

"Now I Hatched a Bad Egg, Now Pokemon Emerald Won't run"- me

by PokemonBlastoiseCharizard2233 April 17, 2022