Definitions by Arsebiscuits82

choccy bum 

When you take a shit and it goes messy, wiping takes forever and it looks like melted chocolate smelling of shit.

"I'm gonna be a while in here, I've got a choccy bum!"

choccy bum by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

Hoozy Eyes 

When someone has glossed/glazed over eyes and looks messed up possibly from sinus problems or being stoned.

"Man that dude's got some hoozy eyes!"

Hoozy Eyes by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

egg up my bum 

When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!

"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"

egg up my bum by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018