Spaghetti eating fuck 

When something/someone is so majestically fabulously fantabulous that there are no words to describe them so you accuse them of eating Spaghetti because spaghetti is equally fantabulous

~For Charolinat

That chick is a spaghetti eating fuck!! So amazing

Spaghetti eating fuck by Ninjacorn December 20, 2013

Eating at the "Dangling Diner"

Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".

We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".

Eating at the "Dangling Diner" by pugwamp April 9, 2009

moth eating mother fucker

A total jerk. Worse than just a mother fucker, or even a cock-sucking mother fucker

Aaron: "Our boss's boss is coming in today. I hate that guy!"
Jerry: "I can't stand that moth eating mother fucker!"

moth eating mother fucker by arf1980 October 16, 2008

Handless Eating

When an individual triumphantly consumes solids without the aid of limbs or hands.

"Dick Pullen's hands are currently dispatched elsewhere due to his love of Handless Eating. "

Handless Eating by Carpenito June 8, 2009

dick eating syndrome - DES 

Dicke Eating Syndrome A.K.A DES- When someone is such a little bitch or suck up that they just eat piles and piles of dick all day just to try to get anyone to like them

"Hey did you hear Skyler went up to the professor to rat out the gang"
"Yeah I heard that...what does she have DES or something"
"Yeah she eats a lot of dicks so she must have "dick eating syndrome - DES"

dick eating syndrome - DES by MadDawg179 November 13, 2013

eating the mango 

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.

Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.

eating the mango by Dandy Dinmot May 17, 2009

carpet eater 

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

carpet eater by Jesus June 6, 2003