by pur-pur March 29, 2023
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If you see an Albe, explode him with the power of your mind. Otherwise he'll find a way to steal your wallet and run away at the speed of light.
If you see an Albe, explode him with the power of your mind. Otherwise he'll find a way to steal your wallet and run away at the speed of light.
Person 1: Dude what is Albe doing on the roof again?
Person 2: Here, give it a second.
Albe: HOMOPHOBIC SLUR!!!
Person 2: Yeah there it is.
Person 2: Here, give it a second.
Albe: HOMOPHOBIC SLUR!!!
Person 2: Yeah there it is.
by MortemTran April 3, 2023
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Michelle: Bro you know albiya ?
Maria : yess girl like she's so fun to hangout with right?
Michelle: Omg yes yes !!
Maria : yess girl like she's so fun to hangout with right?
Michelle: Omg yes yes !!
by iheartelijah April 22, 2023
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by baileyheary April 26, 2023
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Get the albastor mug.Here is a message I sent to albi: You talk bad about yourself but I’ve never said anything bad about you in my life bc your perfect your the person who hates themself but you made me fall for you without me even meeting you you think your worthless but your worth more than the whole universe to me your constantly making me blush but you can’t see because it feels like your a whole universe away and one day I will travel through that universe to see thou but for now I guess I’ll just have to be the the weirdo who texts you. You say you’re not pretty/handsome but I die every time we video call because of how pretty/handsome you are. You don’t understand how amazing you are I start smiling every time I think about you I literally can’t think about you without getting excited ( and doing my little autistic dance) I honestly can’t wait to meet you one day. Sending that message to —— snap was the best thing I ever did.
by Idoslayeveryday May 1, 2023
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