A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
by LonePooper February 04, 2018
When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.
Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss
by No.One.Actually July 25, 2020
The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.
Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.
Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.
Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.
Guy #2: May god help you.
Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.
Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.
Guy #2: May god help you.
by The Lazy Man May 13, 2011
The piss you take before giving a speech. Absolutely necessary when you have to give a speech., or public speaking in general.
Liam : Hey Brian, Jake up there is struggling big time on that speech.
Brian : Yea, I see.
Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss
Brian : Tell me about it.
Brian : Yea, I see.
Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss
Brian : Tell me about it.
by god_at_speeches February 22, 2012
When a male is standing at a toilet taking a fat leak, then realizes that he needs to deposit a fernece in the bowl as well. The man fluidly and simultaneously spin around and tucks his dick between his legs and sits on the toilet all before unleashing a hellstorm into the city waste management system.
by juckerafison December 18, 2020
Low bass that makes your face fold in on itself with a slow nod. Like you smelled cat piss. 0:35 of chemical by Rezz.
by Emuh November 20, 2021
Keeping a piss bucket by the side of the bed because you're so drunk you can't even get up to take a piss.
Frankie is piss bucket drunk. He's been on such a bender that he just stays in bed all day and pisses into a bucket when he has to take a leak.
by Ottomanic November 13, 2020