5 definitions by juckerafison
In this position, the male has his cock partway in the female's vagina. The male hocks loogie on his own cock, pushes it all the way in the vagina, and the female promptly conducts a 360 spin around the man's cock releasing an intense amount of friction and heat in the process.
The first date went amazing. I took her back to my place, and one thing led to another, and we ended up doing a Des Moines Spit and Spin on my futon.
by juckerafison December 18, 2020
When a male is standing at a toilet taking a fat leak, then realizes that he needs to deposit a fernece in the bowl as well. The man fluidly and simultaneously spin around and tucks his dick between his legs and sits on the toilet all before unleashing a hellstorm into the city waste management system.
by juckerafison December 18, 2020
In this scenario, the male had his cock n' balls lying dormant. The female slightly stimulates any part of the male's body causing him to have continuous violent contractions within his scrotum for several minutes immediately resulting in blue balls.
I'm never fucking Tammy again. Before we began, she shook my hand and gave me South Jersey Nut Twitch.
by juckerafison December 18, 2020
An annoying ass bitch who walks like she has a trampoline under her at all times. She cries at the least offensive of jokes. If you were to blast a horn in the classroom she would flinch a good 7 seconds after it happened. She is a nerd and will cry if she doesn’t make the gold honor roll while in art class and then tell the people trying to comfort her that “it was just allergies” in literally the most defensive tone. She owns only a Nintendo wii and is a total nerd about Nintendo. Just annoying
by juckerafison June 25, 2019
A moment of intense anal, rectal, and butthole sweating that in turn begins to coagulate around the almighty crack giving the sensation that your rectal cavity is actually engulfed in swamp-like environments.
"BRO TONY THAT FUCKING LASAGNA IS DAMN NEAR GIVING ME SWAMP ASS JUST FUCKING LOOKING AT IT"
"Calm down Giovani them cheeks are beginning to drip."
"Calm down Giovani them cheeks are beginning to drip."
by juckerafison February 1, 2020