Drunken Latvian

When a stranger is dumping their trauma too early in the interaction when you have absolutely no interest whatsoever

Hey man, how's it going? Yeah i'm okay but girls are b****** and they ruin everything in your life and I've drunk 17 beers and now I'm on a Captain Morgan and - *at this point you stop listening*

Oh my god, I just had to deal with a drunken Latvian

by Mallampati October 13, 2025

Drinkoutofacanoholic

1) A person who enjoys drinking from cans and/or cannot seem to stop doing so

2) Someone who drinks from any recycled vessels other than water bottles

I always see Rain refilling her used aluminum with water at school; she’s a total drinkoutofacanoholic.

(Sorry, Dom, I told you I coined the term, and now it’s in the dictionary.)

by THUNDER >:D November 9, 2025

Drinkoutofacanoholic

1) A person who enjoys drinking from aluminum cans and can’t/won’t stop

2) Someone who drinks from recycled vessels rather than any sort of water bottle

That girl is always refilling her empty aluminum cans with water at school; she’s totally a drinkoutofacanoholic!!

by THUNDER >:D November 9, 2025

Drunkaphobe

Drunkaphobe: A person who really hates drunk individuals. They often dislike the way drunk people laugh, speak, smell, or behave, and may feel discomfort or even jealousy towards those having a good time. This can sometimes be rooted in feelings of insecurity or inferiority, especially if they struggle with alcohol themselves. It can also be influenced by personal experiences, family history, or religious beliefs. Ultimately, drunkaphobes feel discomfort and resentment when sober, but might not mind drinking themselves. They might try to bully, fight, wind up, or play mind games with a drunk person out of spite, and they may even try emotional blackmail to discourage drinking. It’s best to avoid them. Some are also known to harass you the next day, trying to make you feel guilty or embarrassed. They even think they have a medical degree and use phrases like, 'Your liver will pack up' and 'You look healthier not drinking.

Lee: Frank, you know my missus, she really hates it when I’ve been drinking. But it’s funny, they don’t mind getting drunk themselves, do they, bruv?.

Frank: I know, our missus get proper smashed and we have to carry them home, bruv! LOL, and we don’t give a shit—women are such hypocrites, Drunkaphobes these days! LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025

Drunk driving

When you decide to let God take the wheel.

"Did you hear about the accident downtown last night? That’s what happens when you’re drunk driving."

by BananaChicken22 December 23, 2025

drunk ice

The slightly melted ice remaining in the bottom of your mixed drink glass. Wait staff will want to take it from you, but there is still a little alcohol in there.

I told the waiter that I'd like to keep my glass of drunk ice.

by MGindy January 15, 2026

lunch drunk

idiots that decide it would be a good idea to go and get wasted during lunch at school and then come bak and stay drunk and cover up poorly

Slut#1: lets go get wasted
Slut#2: hell ya we'll be cool
slut#1: ok

by cracky the crack head May 4, 2005