Cratchits

Slang term for side burns

Woah, nice pair of cratchits!

by Mutton chops March 11, 2024

Crochet

When a male puts their ear in a females anus and you can hear the noise of the ocean

Did you guys crochet last night?

by Lukey46 April 29, 2024

Cronch

(V) To stomp on ones testicles (derived from the Latin word cronche ondeao in 1629 7/3 BCE)

Bully: I’m gonna cronch your nuts kid!
Nerd: NO PLEASE DON’T CRONCH ME!!! (screams in agony)

by Big P Junior July 2, 2024

Cronch

The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.

" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"

by Sexbot69420oink August 2, 2024

Cronch

The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.

" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"

by Sexbot69420oink August 2, 2024

Croch Gremlin

An abortion survivor that lives in its mother's croch starved of sunlight and nutrition.

"I was going down on this 36 year old waffle house waitress, and her croch gremlin popped out and but me in the nose."

by zombles222 December 19, 2024

Cootchie

A term used to in place of “vagina.” Also a name you would call a woman who tends to get around with many different sexual partners.

Example #1 - Hey girl your cootchie is smelling like fish. You may want to go wash it.

Example #2 - Make sure you wipe your cootchie from front to back after you pee.

Example #3 - Tell that lil coochie to stay away from my man or we gonna have problems.

by SusieQ Ball February 26, 2025