Brown Fart 

A fart that has come from a person with the surname of drazen (most likely a pant stainer)

"ewwww drazen you brown fart that stinks"

Brown Fart by 96edwy December 24, 2007

brown mouse 

a turd that makes an early escape when you have to shit and can't find a bathroom

Dude- I gotta go change,the brown mouse just crawled out of his hole

brown mouse by bobbyt June 18, 2006

brown microphone 

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nightt Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in m'a head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

brown microphone by CockBlocker December 14, 2008

Brown Curtain 

A sexual act. When a man is engaged in sex in the doggy position, he inserts his penis into her (or his) anus and fucks them until he cums. Then withdrawing his penis and wiping it on her (or his) new light colored curtains. It usually ends with the other partner freaking the fuck out.

Dude, the bitch cheated on me, so I pulled a Brown Curtain on her last night.

Brown Curtain by Albert Fricken Einstien February 10, 2010

brown eye 

see <red eye>

see <red eye>

brown eye by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 17, 2003

Brown 25 

Matter Exacted from Something. Resembles excrement. As made famous in Kentucky Fried Movie.

Look at the pile of Brown 25 coming out of that machine

Brown 25 by Lord Kick In The Butt October 17, 2010

Brown Avalanche 

The often heard avalanche of faecal matter erupting from someone's bowels in a public bathroom...

A: "Dude i was just in the bathroom and the place shook with a damn brown avalanche!"
B: "Sick!"
C Walks in with a pleased grin on his face.
A: "Feeling relieved?"
C: "Oh yeah."

Brown Avalanche by dj357 December 29, 2007