emotional black hole 

a person who is emotionally deficient and who is likely to "suck the life" out of another person to make up for that deficiency

the shorthand version of this phrase is (obviously) EBH

Hey, you look terrible! What happened?

I ran into my emotional black hole today and I don't think I'll recover until tomorrow. I'm dead-dog tired now.

She sucked the life out of you, big time?

EBHs always do, unfortunately.

emotional black hole by Fadre April 23, 2009

black midi 

A new type of music that can only be created and played trough Musical Instrument Digital Interface. Black midi songs consist of so many notes that the ear can not possibly register them and the result is what one can call the sound equivalent of the colour black. An average 4 minute long black midi piece consist of one to five million notes.

- Hey, I just listened to the black midi version of my favourite song on Youtube.
+ How was it?
- Well, my nose and ears are bleeding and I have a sudden urge to sacrifice small animals to pagan gods. But apart from that I found it interesting.

black midi by tranquility of karl March 2, 2015

black mags 

Black rims on a flossin bike. Term made popular by the song of the same name by rap group the Cool Kids.

"dyno wit the black mags, black mags" --The Cool Kids

black mags by d-riv February 9, 2008

black tooth grin 

A mixed drink created by former pantera guitarist, containing a large shot of seagrams 7, a large shot of crown royal,with a splash of cola. R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell

"hey man!, pour me another black tooth grin, im gettin shit-faced before the show"

black tooth grin by SteVeWiZzle May 29, 2007

Cock Blocker 

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.

The dude and some fine-ass woman were gettin' their game on when KGB showed up fucked up and put his arms around them. He didn't even know he was being a cock blocker

Cock Blocker by MrTea6 June 22, 2003

Black Eye Friday 

"Black Eye Friday" is a colloquial term used to describe the last Friday before Christmas, due to the severe excess of violence that occurs on that night. This is a direct result of: People drinking more, the army leave, the break up of Universities and Colleges and the miriad of work nights out.

Person one: It's Black Eye Friday tonight!
Person two: Yeah, A&E put extra staff on

Black Eye Friday by Millyxz December 15, 2009

Sirius Black 

Sezzy. Hot. Harry's Godfather. Is not dead but you go 'head and keep thinkin' that. Did I mention he's effing sexy?

Sirius is alive, dammit! Alive, well, and sexy too!

Sirius Black by Padfoot's Stalker September 21, 2003