Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.

Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.

by JungleNugget May 22, 2016

Elbow block

The act of blocking anything bad in your life.

"Team comming at you? ELBOW BLOCK"

SUCCESS!

"Wife wants a devorce? ELBOW BLOCK"

EXCELLENT!

"Roundhouse hight kick? ELBOW BLOCK"

YOU'RE THE KING OF THIS DOJO

"Depression kicking in? ELBOW BLOCK"

Your days are numbered.

by got a little sexual October 14, 2017

8 block

A bunch of kids that think there hard cos they beef people from there own area

Boy 1 “ hey let’s go to cheetham hill road to get food “

Boy 2 “ nah can’t cos it’s on 8 block 😔 “

by Let’s not be gay 345 March 6, 2021

Suspect Block

A term coined by YouTuber Donut Operator. This term is used to refer to a felony suspects head and the term is often used when the suspect has been fatally shot in the dome.

The murder suspect got one shot to the suspect block, he didn’t survive.

by Dr. Sensible October 2, 2022

Ro-block

A block in ones mind where every other game except Roblox, is deemed boring, unplayable or unenjoyable.

"Don't lemme catch you in a Ro-block"

by Koirano May 8, 2025

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

Cock block

Playing ADC in 2k17

I've played ADC yesterday and got a huge cock block when i saw an enemy champion.

by nem912 August 19, 2017