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your mom 

What immature teenagers say as a comeback to everything, often accompanied by "in bed" or "last night"
Person 1: That was fun.

Person 2: Your mom was fun. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: That concert took, like, three hours!

Person 2: Your mom took, like, three hours. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: What's that supposed to mean?

Person 2: Your mom!

Person 1: Huh?
your mom by Smyke April 19, 2010
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your mom 

a common comeback for children that don't know how to respond to a question or just want annoy the fuckin shit out of older people. Can be said in a sentence or as a phrase.
bob: So kids, what do you want to do today?
billy, adam, sam,: Your mom!

or

Bob: ewww, what smells!?!?!\
Billy, adam, sam: YOUR MOM SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!!
your mom by minty_fresh:) July 4, 2010

your mom 

a random response to a normal question usualy resulting in awkwardness...:)

Your Artist 

A dorkish way of saying "Yo' momma." This is often used by silly high-school science teachers and their students. Nobody except those who have had said science teacher will understand the joke/reference and therefore creates an awkward and confused feeling in those who have just been served.
Joe: What are you guys talking about?
Alex: Nothing....
Joe: God you guys are boring
Phil: YOUR ARTIST!

Alex & Joe laugh

Your mom 

A big person, usually followed by a small troupe of flying bagel-eating monkeys.
Your Mom was walking around last night, I don't like her!
Your mom by D-A. January 30, 2012

Your mom 

A common response to a sentance to make yourself look cooler
Linda: What did you do today?
Ben: Your mom
Your mom by PAWESOMEYEAH October 2, 2015

your nan gai 

Your nan gai- this means your grandma likes other 84 year old women
Your nan gai